Jerk Cuts In Line, Customer Tinkers With Jerk's Bike For Petty Revenge

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mattstaff
Sep 26, 2021 9:00 PM EDT

One of the elements that run rampant throughout many grocery stores is that a whole lot of customers are just trying to take care of their necessary shopping as quickly as they can. Fortunately, this doesn't result in too many instances of people just being downright rude to one another. However, every now and again a wildly entitled customer comes around who just refuses to play by the rules. The rules are there to try to keep the whole scene from descending into unmanageable chaos. It sounds like this guy learned his lesson when he went to bike those groceries on home. Check out another glorious petty revenge where a tech savvy employee took revenge on a cookie-stealing coworker.

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Newt-Upset · 20h 2 S 4 Don't Skip the Line, Jerkwad This is my first time posting here at e r/pettyrevenge, but I really wanted to share this story. So this story takes place many years ago when I was a young, innocent (ish) kid, and I went to my local office supply store. I don't remember what it was, but it doesn't matter. I biked over there because it was really close and I lived in a town where like everyone had bikes, and this other guy locks up at the rack ne
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    Font - Cashier *Raises Eyebrows*- Sir please get back behind him. Jerkwad- Buht I Haaaaaave to. It's for my Senior project. It's due tomorrow you know. (It was 6 pm. on a Saturday) Cashier- Sir, you can just wait in line. He (me) only has tape and pencil lead. YOU have 5 sheets of construction paper and half a shopping cart full of different items. Jerkwad- Comeonnnnnn man, I really have to get this doneeeeee. Cashier- Sir, If you don't get back behind him l'll call the manager.
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    Font - Now I really didn't think this cashier would really do that because the offices were pretty far away, and it seemed like a pretty stupid thing to call a manager for, but Jerkwad boy gets back behind me grumbling about missing football practice or some dumb thing. I appreciated what the cashier did, and I told him that. The cashier said that he hated people who bully smaller kids, and he REALLY hated football players. So I smiled and said that I could maybe make Jerkwad's day a biiiit wors
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    Font - So anyway I get out and franticly unlock my bike so I have enough time to do what I REALLY want to do to HIS bike. I go over I shift his back gears up a couple, and the front one down to 1. Then I biked to a safe distance, and waited for the show. Now, if you don't own a bike or never have, it's really jarring to start to peddle and then your bike shifts gears, especially if you didn't know it was going to happen. It's kind of like when you're sleeping and you feel like you are suddenly f
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    Font - I sit and wait for a bit and realize that the cashier must have been scanning his items really slowly, or Jerkwad was dumping all of his change on the poor cashier. But eventually he came out with his plastic shopping bags and hooked them onto the handles of his bike and attempted to peddle away. Attempted. I heard a KLUNK and he kind of jumped and swung his handlebars around to try and balance. About half of his things flew into the bushes and he nearly fell off. I peeled off, my 'good'
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